No. 2a: Make coffee at home - No. 2b: Drink it from the nice china!
(On a good, tame day, I'll drink two large coffees. That's roughly $3 bucks a pop x 2 x 365...or $2,190 a year on COFFEE!!!!...I'd hate to calculate my gin spending!)
At-home coffee also tastes (and looks) exponentially better out of Tiffany/Limoges china.
Probability of seeing this through (until, say, March): 80%