The poor stock market -- the poor Americans who have (had) holdings in the stock market. Sadly, my little Dow-Hits-10,000-in-the-wrong-direction prophecy came a little too true this week. If you'd like a constant reminder of this bad news, perhaps a 1940s Dow Jones ticker tape machine would be nice in your home. If only they'd kept that font when I worked there.
You can buy this one now for $1,999.99