It's not so often that we Americans get grand hotels with on-site dairies at our amusement parks. It's not so often that the Danes get grand hotels in their capital (with the exception of the Hotel Skt Petri and the fun, yet tiny Hotel Fox). The new Hotel Nimb in Copenhagen's Tivoli Gardens fills all sorts of bills - it's grand, it's full of high quality touches and yes, it houses an on-site dairy. The exterior is a bit Moorish whacky and the highly-touristy Tivoli makes the bustle outside a bit Times Squarish, but it's Scandinavian perfection within and the food looks divine. The blokes at Monocle talk to the owner in front of a roaring fireplace.